Why Anything

Last-night i took my clothes out of the wash and just put them on the floor in my room i was to lazy to put them away. So when i get i up take a pair of boxers out of the pile and go to put them on then i see this crazy thing in them. I FREAKED OUT! I put them down and took this pic! I would have went nuts if this thing wound up on my zone. It was pissed to, im sure it would have crunched on my nuts.

As mean as it looks, I dont know what would have happened if that thing clamped down on my parts, I would have had be rushed to the ER because i would have needed a hand full of Xanax to calm down.

Now these are some kind of shitty beetles we get in this part of Long Island every summer. Some of them get like 3 inches long. I hate them. They are nasty too. They fly right in your hair and clamp down. Some times my cat will find one and it will clamp on her nose. My dog just eats them. Now I think it might be this, but im not sure..



Let this be a warning to others.